As a member of the Warrior Forum for a couple of years. I have noticed something that I don't think anyone else has yet to realize. There are many Warrior Forum members who are not really who they say they are.
They're not successful internet marketers, they're not doing all the things they tell you they do, they're not even using their real names!
This article will reveal these "respected" Warriors for the people they really are.
And I have proof...picture proof! Pictures don't lie, believe what you see.
This is the culmination of three years of intense, tedious, undercover investigation and should not be taken lightly. Some very respected Warrior Forum members are exposed below. You'll be shocked at what you are about to discover.
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And now, the Results of the Investigation:
MalibuMentor (a.k.a. Loren Woirhaye) - This young man is non other than our favorite Ridgement High ticket scalper, Robert Romanus. Best known for his role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Willie Crawford - Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Bill Cosby - Little did we know that prior to Willie gaining notoriety as a serious internet marketer, he was making us all laugh our asses off!
Karl Warren - Warriors, I'd like to let you know that we have a grammy winning singer in our midst. That's right, Karl Warren is actually Justin Timberlake. Hey Justin - Was the Superbowl incident REALLY an accident?
Steve Iser - Who would of thought that one of the top Comedians of today was actually a Warrior? George Lopez himself is gracing the Warrior walls with his comedic precense. Cool!
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Glenn Newsome - Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. You might be a redneck! But are you smarter than a 5th grader? You can't fool us, Mr. Foxworthy.
tomw (Thomas) - Thomas, the glasses are not fooling anyone either, we can see that you are none other than Mr. George Michaels, of whom I am a huge fan, by the way. Here's a video of tom...I mean...George...performing live. What a killer voice!
Jason Moffatt - Are there any LOST fans in the house? That's right, in between posts on the Warrior Forum, Jason (a.k.a. Sawyer) is making out with Evangeline Lily (a.k.a. Kate). What a bummer, huh Jason?
Doug Barger - Are there any Friends fans in the house? That's right, in between posts on the Warrior Forum, Doug (a.k.a. Ross) is making out with Jennifer Anniston (a.k.a. Rachel). What a bummer, huh Doug?
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HeySal - HeySal is possibly one of the most known celebrities on the Warrior Forum! Also known as "Hot Lips Houlihan" - she co-starred in one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, M.A.S.H. Glad to associate with you on the Warrior Forum, Mrs. Loretta Swit.
Gregg Hall - Posing as one of the most experienced article marketers of all time, Mr. Hall is in reality, Mr. Howie Mandell. Seems the forum is a haven for comedians these days!
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OK, More Celebrity Warriors...
Allen Williams - Allen was the star of one of the most popular commercials on television of all time. Interestingly, the commercial was only aired once - ever - during a Superbowl. Big Brother is indeed watching us!
Dennis Cheesman - For those who are not NFL fans, Dennis helped lead the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a Superbowl Championship in 2002. Also known as Mike Alstott, Dennis is one of the most popular people ever to play NFL football.
Sylvia Rolfe - Sylvia is actually Amy Lee, lead singer of the very successful American rock band, Evanescence. Nice of you to post your comments on the Warrior forum between concerts, Amy!
Vince Runza - Vince is none other than Grammy Award winning guitarist, Carlos Santana. He even says he is a guitar player in his personal Bio on the Warrior Forum - Carlos, you could have hidden your true identity a little bit better!
Sean McAllister - We haven't quite figured this one out yet, but we are 100% sure that Sean is one of the Baldwin brothers in disguise. We just can't figure out which one yet!
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In Conclusion...
OK, in all seriousness...the folks I have called out above are truly great internet marketers and they should all be treated with the utmost respect and integrity. The purpose of this article is obviously to show you what our directory has to offer, while at the same time providing a laugh or two. And as you can see, the sky is pretty much the limit!
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